The truth about superheroes outfits is they totally do not translate over to the real world. Most people in the real world are fat and misshaped so putting on spandex looks like wrapping cot...The truth about superheroes outfits is they totally do not translate over to the real world. Most people in the real world are fat and misshaped so putting on spandex looks like wrapping cottage cheese in plastic.
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It isn't even a real Spider Man costume! Knock-off costumes from Wal*Mart only add to the gayness your doing so well at displaying.
ITS PETER PORKER AS SPIDEY FAT
Looks like wrapping cottage cheese is plastic!! Thats a good one greg!! I'll remember that one for when my mum goes out in her PVC catsuit