A message from wilford brimley
Remember that one guy that did all those oatmeal commercials in the nineties? Well he couldn't stop stuffing his fat face long enough to avoid getting diabetes. So now he does commercials fo... Show more
Remember that one guy that did all those oatmeal commercials in the nineties? Well he couldn't stop stuffing his fat face long enough to avoid getting diabetes. So now he does commercials fo... Show more
haha
This guy is a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who lies awake all night wondering if maybe there really is a dog. His dietbooties is completely unrelated, and his small forestry business where he grows beeches on beaches is even less relevant. Hey, you want perfection? send me money fucker.
motherfucker please photo-choped big time