In the quirky kingdom of Gay-landia, where rainbows reign supreme and glitter is the national currency, our fearless ruler Sparkplugz proudly wears his sparkly crown and waves his fabulous gay scepter. We proudly present His Royal Fag—King Sparkplugz , the Supreme Sovereign of dick sucking and Grandmaster of Gayity. They say he's the undisputed King of the Gays, the reigning champion of all things faggy. Rumor has it that even unicorns envy his faggy Crazy Shit posts.
So, let the trumpets sound and the disco balls spin, for King Sparkplugz is the Highness of Homosexual Hilarity, the Monarch of Marabou, and the Lord of Lavish Lashes. In his court, the term "over the top" is an understatement, and every day is a pride parade. All hail King Sparkplugz, the undisputed ruler of Queeristan, where the faggy Crazy Shit posts never ends!
Shrove Tuesday is still some weeks away
He gotta do something to make that pathetically small dick look bigger.
In the quirky kingdom of Gay-landia, where rainbows reign supreme and glitter is the national currency, our fearless ruler Sparkplugz proudly wears his sparkly crown and waves his fabulous gay scepter. We proudly present His Royal Fag—King Sparkplugz , the Supreme Sovereign of dick sucking and Grandmaster of Gayity. They say he's the undisputed King of the Gays, the reigning champion of all things faggy. Rumor has it that even unicorns envy his faggy Crazy Shit posts.
So, let the trumpets sound and the disco balls spin, for King Sparkplugz is the Highness of Homosexual Hilarity, the Monarch of Marabou, and the Lord of Lavish Lashes. In his court, the term "over the top" is an understatement, and every day is a pride parade. All hail King Sparkplugz, the undisputed ruler of Queeristan, where the faggy Crazy Shit posts never ends!