Going out on a hot date?
Usually if you manage to kill your date on the way to going out you can count that as a failure. Sure she is still warm and might put out but the fact that she is dead makes it a little hard... Show more
Usually if you manage to kill your date on the way to going out you can count that as a failure. Sure she is still warm and might put out but the fact that she is dead makes it a little hard... Show more
HE SAYS ......OH NO MOM I FORGOT DAD DIDNT FIX THE BRAKES HE SAID NOT TO DRIVE OH NO HES GUNNA BE PISSED
^^^Sick in the head freaks of nature everyone of them^^^
GUY: FUCK AM I GONNA REMAIN A VIRGIN 4EVER?!?!
GOD: NO JUST TILL YOU TURN 40...