That's what 15,00 pounds of meat propped up on 4 foot fence posts will do to your car. It happened to some nabors down the street. The paramedics found them covered in blood and guts and wrote them off for dead until the wife woke up and screamed. The husband had both legs destroyed and required 3 knee surgeries and a year later had to have his knees replaced with artificial joints after the Cadaver joints failed to heal. Then to top it off his wife left him for another married man 6 house down the street most likely because he couldn't perform in bed and she was young and horny. That made for an awkward Block Party that year. The moral of this story is : Always be on the lookout for Mooses.
Attacked by a moose? No, that just what he told the cops. Some drunk-ass fool drove off the highway and rolled it.
That's what 15,00 pounds of meat propped up on 4 foot fence posts will do to your car. It happened to some nabors down the street. The paramedics found them covered in blood and guts and wrote them off for dead until the wife woke up and screamed. The husband had both legs destroyed and required 3 knee surgeries and a year later had to have his knees replaced with artificial joints after the Cadaver joints failed to heal. Then to top it off his wife left him for another married man 6 house down the street most likely because he couldn't perform in bed and she was young and horny. That made for an awkward Block Party that year. The moral of this story is : Always be on the lookout for Mooses.
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