Why would you do this to your best friend? Beat him repeatedly, stick him in dark stinky holes. Not good enough noooo he needs shocked stuck with needles, crushed between clear plastic panels, stepped on until he bleeds. Only you can prevent penis abuse. Treat him well and he will serve you well for years.
I prefer to just pet mine.
Nikola is not pleased.
Why would you do this to your best friend? Beat him repeatedly, stick him in dark stinky holes. Not good enough noooo he needs shocked stuck with needles, crushed between clear plastic panels, stepped on until he bleeds. Only you can prevent penis abuse. Treat him well and he will serve you well for years.