Mmmmmmmmmm the patient should remove his pyjama bottoms,,,,his underwear....and pretend to be asleep(just b4 they arrive),0NCE the vending lady arrives the patient should pretend he has a splinter on his groin and tell her she won't be able to see it,S0 she should reach under the covers and he will guide her hand to it,,,,suddenly the other nurse arrives,so I puts his plan into action,mmmmmmmmmm as the stupid whore vender puts her hand under the sheets the patient GRABS IT,,,and quickly wraps some bandages he has previously stolen,,,,around her warm hand and ties it to his erected twitching member,,,,,he quickly grans his " bed pan" and renders her unconscious mmmmmmmm he immediately climaxes all over her arm and wrist,,mmmmm the nurse sees this and takes her uniform off,,,next her bra,,,knickers,,,and pushes her underwear under the patients nose....he immediately "sniffs" them and realises they absolutely STENCH of stale rancid ammonia and hyena piss!
He vomits and opens his cigarettes...the puke (lump) sticks to the cigarette and the nurse faints.
He sighs then after releasing a few jets of urine onto the face of the unconscious vender.
The doctor arrives and stops in his tracks...shocked to the bone he puts down his stethoscope.
He KNEW he would need the "Scalpel " anways carries with him....he unzips his trousers...removes his fat uncircumcised penice and starts stroking it...it swells up even fatter as he SLICES INT0 the base ...mmmmmmm he whispers as he rips the remaining organ off himself.
He runs out of the hospital screaming in agonising pain never to be seen again.
God bless the USA
But no lefties......wtf?
Mmmmmmmmmm the patient should remove his pyjama bottoms,,,,his underwear....and pretend to be asleep(just b4 they arrive),0NCE the vending lady arrives the patient should pretend he has a splinter on his groin and tell her she won't be able to see it,S0 she should reach under the covers and he will guide her hand to it,,,,suddenly the other nurse arrives,so I puts his plan into action,mmmmmmmmmm as the stupid whore vender puts her hand under the sheets the patient GRABS IT,,,and quickly wraps some bandages he has previously stolen,,,,around her warm hand and ties it to his erected twitching member,,,,,he quickly grans his " bed pan" and renders her unconscious mmmmmmmm he immediately climaxes all over her arm and wrist,,mmmmm the nurse sees this and takes her uniform off,,,next her bra,,,knickers,,,and pushes her underwear under the patients nose....he immediately "sniffs" them and realises they absolutely STENCH of stale rancid ammonia and hyena piss!
He vomits and opens his cigarettes...the puke (lump) sticks to the cigarette and the nurse faints.
He sighs then after releasing a few jets of urine onto the face of the unconscious vender.
The doctor arrives and stops in his tracks...shocked to the bone he puts down his stethoscope.
He KNEW he would need the "Scalpel " anways carries with him....he unzips his trousers...removes his fat uncircumcised penice and starts stroking it...it swells up even fatter as he SLICES INT0 the base ...mmmmmmm he whispers as he rips the remaining organ off himself.
He runs out of the hospital screaming in agonising pain never to be seen again.