Oh Baby! My heart, it aches for you. No not really, your just so fucking fat I think when you hugged me, you broke a couple of ribs and maybe even punctured a lung. For this to work out your...Oh Baby! My heart, it aches for you. No not really, your just so fucking fat I think when you hugged me, you broke a couple of ribs and maybe even punctured a lung. For this to work out your ass needs to go on Jenny Craig...that or start throwing up on a regular basis. Get your shit together or I'm out, you will eventually crush my scrawny ass.
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oh, he sighs. that she isnt pregnant
Match made in haven
Laurel and Hardy....