They named a dildo after me

They named a dildo after me
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Today the wife and I went to our local sex shop to buy some lube, look what we found. They named a dildo after me, so we bought it so I can do what you all tell me to do and Go fuck myself!

  • legend2216 March 19, 2026

    @ouch

    This is fucking hilarious on the count that I found a giant dilo on the train 4 days ago so life like and vainey that a bitch decided to steal it....... that's the good old streets of Camden for you. God damn street walkers they will fuck anything these days i told her when I seem her again that she could have just had it not for nothing when I told her I was going to just give it to her to let me fill her holes with it for some Crack and dope she stared begging me to still let me do it for the drugs........... I Deff still did it but I made sure to ruine her life with it and she was walking funny for hours haha where's gi to love

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  • cupsman March 7, 2026

    I like this dildo

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  • creampie99 November 17, 2025

    Look at your retarded small hobbit hands and duck feet

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