Once a year Spring Break brings life experiences to even the most lame people on Earth. I am guessing this dude has never been this close to a chick in a bathing suit. All I have to say sir ...Once a year Spring Break brings life experiences to even the most lame people on Earth. I am guessing this dude has never been this close to a chick in a bathing suit. All I have to say sir is don't blow your load and you might have a chance. After all alcohol makes impossible things happen.
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I ain't mad at him.
not too sure how this is a FAIL...I mean, it wouldn't take much more to slide that in with a little bikini on.
^ then stop confusing people by putting female in your info!!