Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to Captain Not Getting Laid Ever. His super powers include not getting laid, bad breath, and sweaty pits. Also, he likes anime.
I enjoy the fact that this dude has bigger titties than most 14 year old girls and that these dorks would rather give this nerd attention than the cute black girl with the red skirt in the background.
^^^IT'S YOU
these nerd gatherings are like band camp - everyone fucks. he's probably getting more pussy then all you retards combined.
I enjoy the fact that this dude has bigger titties than most 14 year old girls and that these dorks would rather give this nerd attention than the cute black girl with the red skirt in the background.