Imagine opening the fridge to make a nice sandwich and BAM! That stupid fucking jar of pickles falls directly on your big toe. Of course, instead of just breaking your toe, the glass shatter...Imagine opening the fridge to make a nice sandwich and BAM! That stupid fucking jar of pickles falls directly on your big toe. Of course, instead of just breaking your toe, the glass shatters and a giant sliver slices your big toe completely off. Talk about shitty fucking luck.
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this little piggie got cut the fuck off
another out-of-work punter
i think he dropped the fridge off the pickle jar onto his toe