I swear officer, she came home and tripped on a shitload of knives that just happened to be sticking straight up. She then proceeded to run all over on them and get a couple stuck in her bac...I swear officer, she came home and tripped on a shitload of knives that just happened to be sticking straight up. She then proceeded to run all over on them and get a couple stuck in her back. I promise you that I did not brutally murder my girlfriend by stabbing her to death.
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I was going to say that as well but then Ithought about it as you obviously didn't and I realized/remembered that we DO stich up dead people....... Think about it they wouldn't put her in a coffin like that or even an oven.... which is weird but true.......
Ummmm of COURSE he didn't stab her to death SHE ISn"T DEAD.... At first I thought it was because you don't stitch up dead people but... I suppose we do don't we LOL but no dead person holds their hair out of the way to show their stitches!
oh my god, her hair is ruined
I was going to say that as well but then Ithought about it as you obviously didn't and I realized/remembered that we DO stich up dead people....... Think about it they wouldn't put her in a coffin like that or even an oven.... which is weird but true.......
Ummmm of COURSE he didn't stab her to death SHE ISn"T DEAD.... At first I thought it was because you don't stitch up dead people but... I suppose we do don't we LOL but no dead person holds their hair out of the way to show their stitches!