He lost his leg because he was texting instead of paying attention to his surroundings, but fuck it, he might as well finish his message. Update your facebook with a new pic while you're at ...He lost his leg because he was texting instead of paying attention to his surroundings, but fuck it, he might as well finish his message. Update your facebook with a new pic while you're at it. And don't forget to let all your people on twitter know what's up. If you have any battery life left after that, then maybe call 911.
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But first, let me take a selfie
Just walk it off man.
Some great comments on this one, guys. lolttylwtfbbq.