Just imagine, you have drank one two many Coors Lights, and Betty here is looking really good. Actually too good. After some heavy making out, and clothes stripping you start to hit it and h...Just imagine, you have drank one two many Coors Lights, and Betty here is looking really good. Actually too good. After some heavy making out, and clothes stripping you start to hit it and hit it hard. That's when the beer belly starts to flop all over the place. Hitting you, hitting her tits, hitting the dog. It's not a good thing. So, are you ready for that? Bonus for the fake tits.
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She looks like the type of lady to get me a blowjob, some Natty Ice and a tire change all in the same date
I'm just keeping it real, sky--and I bet you're not a dream date, either, so shut it.
pretty sure i could get one off in that belly button, i'm in