Since he looked like a turtle his whole life, he became a huge fan of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. He could easily relate to them and was really inspired by their turtle power. He even ...Since he looked like a turtle his whole life, he became a huge fan of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. He could easily relate to them and was really inspired by their turtle power. He even got Vanilla Ice to perform Go Ninja, Go Ninja, Go at his funeral, for a nominal fee of $150. And of course they served pizza at the wake.
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I bet that bitch in the bangbros ad above suckin on those dude's balls with another chicks stinky turd cutter in her nose is tryin hard to think of a happy place....
Hopefully when i croak, I get the 3 dead tranny hookers, Octomom's tore-up pussy and the Olsen trolls toenail clipping that Ive always wanted in MY coffin.
I bet that bitch in the bangbros ad above suckin on those dude's balls with another chicks stinky turd cutter in her nose is tryin hard to think of a happy place....
Hopefully when i croak, I get the 3 dead tranny hookers, Octomom's tore-up pussy and the Olsen trolls toenail clipping that Ive always wanted in MY coffin.
He looks kind of pissed in that coffin--maybe he was hoping for it to be pimped out.