What the fuck happened to this guy? He's got half a lobster claw now. I hope for his sake that wasn't his jack off hand. But then again, if he does have to switch hands, for the first few mo...What the fuck happened to this guy? He's got half a lobster claw now. I hope for his sake that wasn't his jack off hand. But then again, if he does have to switch hands, for the first few months it will feel like a whole new experience. You always have to look at the bright side of things.
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Doctor Zoidberg?
sting? you got no idea
DIP IT IN SALT WATER AND IT WILL BE OKAY