You are witnessing a once in a lifetime event. The rarely sighted black whale has beached herself inland. The journey has completely exhausted her, so she will rest for the next 20 hours or ...You are witnessing a once in a lifetime event. The rarely sighted black whale has beached herself inland. The journey has completely exhausted her, so she will rest for the next 20 hours or so, in which time, several males will mate with her. When she awakes, she will visit McDonald's for some much needed nourishment, and then return to the ocean, never to be seen by the human eye again.
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you gotta treat these types with thee old 'carrot on a stick' method to get'em movin'. but in this instance, i would suggest you replace a carrot with a bucket of- you guessed it.
she's so hot wearing those damn ugg boots that she needs a time out
you gotta treat these types with thee old 'carrot on a stick' method to get'em movin'. but in this instance, i would suggest you replace a carrot with a bucket of- you guessed it.
Some big ass ball shorts