Whoever left that giant piece of bacon laid out to cook in the sun, I think it's done. Wait a minute, bacon doesn't wear speedos. Hey, that's not bacon at all, it's just a creepy, old, reall...Whoever left that giant piece of bacon laid out to cook in the sun, I think it's done. Wait a minute, bacon doesn't wear speedos. Hey, that's not bacon at all, it's just a creepy, old, really tan guy. Asshole got me all hungry for some swine.
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JUST A LITLE TO LONG IN THE SUN
Honey, i need more butter or i'll burn.
i bet he takes it up the ass.