Drunk sluts are the greatest thing on planet earth, but you have to know when to cut them off. One more drink may seem harmless at the time, but it's the dagger that kills your chances of ba...Drunk sluts are the greatest thing on planet earth, but you have to know when to cut them off. One more drink may seem harmless at the time, but it's the dagger that kills your chances of banging her out all night. Unless she's a real trooper that cleans up, takes a few minutes to regroup, and comes back ready for action. Those girls get my utmost respect.
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Oh Miley Cyrus, I remember my first beer
some one some where just shot his wad
Hey--that is NOT my chili...mine comes out the ass before it can come back up.