Do You Realize How Fast You Were Going?
Grandpa had a few beers and thought he'd mow the yard. Then while mowing the yard, his friend Betty needed a ride to the store for more beers. So Gramps, being the gentlemen that he is, took... Show more
Grandpa had a few beers and thought he'd mow the yard. Then while mowing the yard, his friend Betty needed a ride to the store for more beers. So Gramps, being the gentlemen that he is, took... Show more
This here is exactly why I HATE cops.
but officer i needed to cut that lawn yesterday
Friend of mine caught his 3rd offense D.U.I. on a lawn mower, now he has to bum rides to work.