Forget the Spanish Fly, all you need is bacon to get the ladies in the mood. That's why breakfast in bed works every time. Just smelling bacon will make a girl's panties wet. You could pick ...Forget the Spanish Fly, all you need is bacon to get the ladies in the mood. That's why breakfast in bed works every time. Just smelling bacon will make a girl's panties wet. You could pick up some baconlube, or better yet, use bacon grease to ease your way inside her.
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^^biggertalk^^ at least I have a girlfriend, not like you, a boyfriend, that must be why numberonefan likes you so much.
@ thederp compliments will get u nowhere lol
a advertisement aimed at pig skins funny