Toe Nailed
It's your first day on the job as a roofer. They hand you the nail gun and say to “be safe.” What the fuck does that mean, be safe? Fuck that shit, you're middle name is safe. Next then ... Show more
It's your first day on the job as a roofer. They hand you the nail gun and say to “be safe.” What the fuck does that mean, be safe? Fuck that shit, you're middle name is safe. Next then ... Show more
Stepped on a spent giant sparkler when i was a kid. Went almost through my foot. My aunt pulled it out with a pliers. Man up sissies!
Well Jesus Did it better.
Ow