Some would say he'll need to jerk off with his other hand, but I say the opposite. That hand now has a substitute vagina, and he should be fucking it. The tendon could even tickle his balls ...Some would say he'll need to jerk off with his other hand, but I say the opposite. That hand now has a substitute vagina, and he should be fucking it. The tendon could even tickle his balls while he's pumping away on the bloody wound. Enjoy the injury.
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^^^ I was just going to post the same about pheasant hunting.
Do you think he pulled on the tendon like a Chicken talon? Damn straight, I would have.
leave it like that. then just pull on the string to flip off people people that piss you off
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