Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Officer. I didn't realize it was a crime to shit in my tighty whiteys. I thought this was America. I guess you'll just have to lock me up and throw away the key, cause I p...Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Officer. I didn't realize it was a crime to shit in my tighty whiteys. I thought this was America. I guess you'll just have to lock me up and throw away the key, cause I plan on shitting myself a whole lot more.
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Is that Daniel Craig?
this is why i was speeding officer!
Ive been in this exact shituation...lol...see jays story a few days from now for the whole story.