Typically, it's hard to shit your pants and paddle at the same time, but a big shark circling you will make it much easier. This is one of those time you just have to hope for the best and p...Typically, it's hard to shit your pants and paddle at the same time, but a big shark circling you will make it much easier. This is one of those time you just have to hope for the best and prepare for the worst. Damn sharks always fucking up a good day out on the surfboard.
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Spray some essence of numberonefag in the water. It repulses everything.
Whale shark.....ROFLMAO !
IT's a Megalodon, silly!!
nofnof your an idiot thats not a whale shark, by the shape of its snout and tail its most likely a tiger shark.