You know how it goes. You're out working in the garden, getting dirty planting your begonias, when you see a snail crawling around and think to yourself, 'Hey, I want to put that slimy littl...You know how it goes. You're out working in the garden, getting dirty planting your begonias, when you see a snail crawling around and think to yourself, 'Hey, I want to put that slimy little bastard on my dick.' Next thing you know, you're taking pictures and posting them on the internet.
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I thought you are supposed to smear peanut butter on your dick first,Im white and I would fuck you BIGTALK.
crackers will fuck anything FACT!!!
Sick bastard