One of the goals in my life is to acquire a fine Eastern-European or Russian contortionist. That'd be the point in my life that I'd cease to exist in other peoples lives. God, the possibilit...One of the goals in my life is to acquire a fine Eastern-European or Russian contortionist. That'd be the point in my life that I'd cease to exist in other peoples lives. God, the possibilities are endless with such a flexible piece of ass!
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not quite the crab position love but a good effort anyway
people got avatars that are more amusing then this
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