Upright, upside down, sideways, diagonal or whatever. I don't give a shit. If the titties are nice, I'll take em' anyway I can get em'. She's in good position for me to kneel down and get a ...Upright, upside down, sideways, diagonal or whatever. I don't give a shit. If the titties are nice, I'll take em' anyway I can get em'. She's in good position for me to kneel down and get a little 69 action going on.
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^The camels are in this life not the after life, in the original kuran the terms and conditions openly state that the first martyr gets 26 virgins in the after life but all martyr after that get to lose their butt virginity to allah (see the misunderstanding here), and I hear on the grape vine that allah is hung like a camel, very disappointing when the suicide bombers realise this and suicide in the after life they come back to earth as new born girls iranian girls in the middle of a female circumcision.
I always said,"A fence has balls."
^The camels are in this life not the after life, in the original kuran the terms and conditions openly state that the first martyr gets 26 virgins in the after life but all martyr after that get to lose their butt virginity to allah (see the misunderstanding here), and I hear on the grape vine that allah is hung like a camel, very disappointing when the suicide bombers realise this and suicide in the after life they come back to earth as new born girls iranian girls in the middle of a female circumcision.
Best to just do the time on earth hey?
that's one way from keeping those puppies from sagging.