Usually when I see these R.I.P. signs on peoples' rear windshields, I think, that's fucking stupid. But this one is actually pretty awesome. I never would have thought to commemorate losing ...Usually when I see these R.I.P. signs on peoples' rear windshields, I think, that's fucking stupid. But this one is actually pretty awesome. I never would have thought to commemorate losing my virginity like this. I just kept the sock that I wiped my jizz off the girl's belly with. And I still have it standing on my dresser to this day.
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When Freddy, Jason, or Leatherface come to town, you just advertised that you're the first to die.
At 16 years 4 1/2 months he lost it to a goat.
@jackpot & showmeurtits: Your own parents must be proud that neither of you can do basic arithmetic.