Drunk Bitches And Cereal
Not only do I get a couple of drunk sluts tonight, but I get to enjoy some delicious LIFE cereal too. I love that shit. I wish it was cinnamon, but original is good too. Now excuse me while ... Show more
Not only do I get a couple of drunk sluts tonight, but I get to enjoy some delicious LIFE cereal too. I love that shit. I wish it was cinnamon, but original is good too. Now excuse me while ... Show more
All these years I've been wasting my money on liquor to get laid with hot chicks.
The booze hit those chicks so hard that the one next to the toilet lost one of her shoes.
Should have been a bottler of Jack Daniels.