Keeping Her Afloat
It wasn't swimming lessons that saved her life. It was her big fake tits that did. Without those jugs, she'd have drowned hours ago. God bless those titties. They truly are heroic.
It wasn't swimming lessons that saved her life. It was her big fake tits that did. Without those jugs, she'd have drowned hours ago. God bless those titties. They truly are heroic.
she's the shit! it's no wonder she floats... *coughs*
CAUTION: This device is a toy and not a life saving device.
I keep hearing the Jaws music in my head