Where My Hose At?
This must be a new kind of condom on the market. I think I see how it works. It squeezes your cock so tight that your jizz can't spray out. Meanwhile, your head is uncovered and feeling all ... Show more
This must be a new kind of condom on the market. I think I see how it works. It squeezes your cock so tight that your jizz can't spray out. Meanwhile, your head is uncovered and feeling all ... Show more
Well that's just disgraceful. Would you look at that scruffy hair!
Get a jolly close shave young man and freshen up!
Now It's time to chop that mushroom tip off. Then all will be good.
Oh, what the hell is this shit?