I know there are so many of you out there cumming in your pants right now at the thought of owning this troll dream machine. Just think, you wouldn't have to leave Mom's basement for months....I know there are so many of you out there cumming in your pants right now at the thought of owning this troll dream machine. Just think, you wouldn't have to leave Mom's basement for months. Shit, maybe never. As long as she comes down a few times a year to refill your feeding tubes, you'll be able to spend your whole life on the internet pretending you actually have a life worth living.
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Mine is for sale if anyone is interested,the dam think malfuckioned.First my hair got so long the fan sucked it up and ripped it out of my head, then the bidet squirted water so hard it knocked out my teeth,well at least the ones I had left from the mountain dew and the urine receptor(I like to call it Wendi)ripped my dick off and auto flushed it down the toilet.So make me an offer I can't refuse.
oh no! CS got hacked and they have posted jay's trade secrets!
Mine is for sale if anyone is interested,the dam think malfuckioned.First my hair got so long the fan sucked it up and ripped it out of my head, then the bidet squirted water so hard it knocked out my teeth,well at least the ones I had left from the mountain dew and the urine receptor(I like to call it Wendi)ripped my dick off and auto flushed it down the toilet.So make me an offer I can't refuse.
I'm offended! I don't wear flip flops.