You ever have one of those nights? You know the kind. It all starts out with your buddy saying to meet up for happy hour. Then you start to chat up some chicks, one thing leads to another an...You ever have one of those nights? You know the kind. It all starts out with your buddy saying to meet up for happy hour. Then you start to chat up some chicks, one thing leads to another and you are doing jager shots trying to impress the girls. Then you pick a fight with your buddy. The girls leave, and your buddy takes off. A few more jager shots and now it's really party time. You pass a club on the way home and stop in. Do some cocaine, and now it's really party time. Meet some more girls, only this time they are all in black and kinda goth. As you pass in and out of consciousness, you realize that you are in a S&M video. Boom! You wake up on the subway. But you live in a city with no subway. Has that ever happened to you too?
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What???? ! They stole his shoe!!
"C'mon brain think! You've got through worse things. Tell the wife you were mugged. No, you used that one last week. C'mon brain.... think".
Is he the giver or receiver