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Dr. Assburn is the best at what he does, and what he does is make your asshole bleed with amazing pepper sauce. A few drops and you'll be farting flames all day. Sounds awesome, doesn't it?
Dr. Assburn is the best at what he does, and what he does is make your asshole bleed with amazing pepper sauce. A few drops and you'll be farting flames all day. Sounds awesome, doesn't it?
Guaranteed to cure even the worst sinus infection.
i never will trust a mexican proctologist's word. i'll stick with tobasco, thank you very much.
Cures hemorrhoids.