Left My Foot Under The Cab
Man I hate it when I lose something or forget it in the cab during a drunk ride home from the bar. You know how it goes, you get home and realize you left your wallet or phone in the taxi, o... Show more
Man I hate it when I lose something or forget it in the cab during a drunk ride home from the bar. You know how it goes, you get home and realize you left your wallet or phone in the taxi, o... Show more
Reminds us of the young EMT paramedic gal with a foot fetish. She collected a couple of feet from a horrific accident scene and sneaked them home. Put the foot in a deep roasting pan with some water, potatoes, carrots and onion, and slow cooked them overnight. Meat fell off the bone and was just like pulled pork. Oh yeah - wash the feet well first. A little fresh lemon takes away the foot taste.
then you better pick it up
poor woman, she already has one foot in the grave