You know how it is. You lose your glasses and look everywhere you can think of for them, but still no luck. Then you remember that you put them up your ass the night before. But they're up t...You know how it is. You lose your glasses and look everywhere you can think of for them, but still no luck. Then you remember that you put them up your ass the night before. But they're up there pretty good and you can't get a good grip to pull them out. It happens all the time.
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Now that is putting the ASS in glASSes!!!!!
you warmed it up with your ass first
i shoved a dildo up pinky's ass once