Condoms are effective at keeping yourself baby-free. Birth control pills are even a little bit better. But nothing beats some lame ass tube socks and Birkenstocks. There's no way you're gett...Condoms are effective at keeping yourself baby-free. Birth control pills are even a little bit better. But nothing beats some lame ass tube socks and Birkenstocks. There's no way you're getting any pussy wearing those.
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Don't forget the crocs. Those things are butt fucking awful.
Actually the best birth control is to play 18 hours of straight barney with a sound track of a child crying hysterically the whole time.
..Then how come they're still having babies in Ontario??