I'm not too keen on my options here. I'd rather not get with this or that. Let me get with the other thing. I don't know what the other thing is, but I'll take my chances because it's gotta ...I'm not too keen on my options here. I'd rather not get with this or that. Let me get with the other thing. I don't know what the other thing is, but I'll take my chances because it's gotta be better than this or that.
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Their parents have a malicious sense of humor when it comes to Christmas presents.
Who they kiddin' you could get with this AND that. Like they'd say no... I go hoggin' once in a while, I'd only fuck'em if they'll let me 3 way it.
or you can just shoot yourself in the brain bucket, and thank god personally for not making you fuck either one of them!