All I wanted was to get some chicken to eat, but now they got me wanting to fuck the chicken. Or at least jack off on it. I don't want to burn my dick on some hot chicken skin. Damn you, Dic...All I wanted was to get some chicken to eat, but now they got me wanting to fuck the chicken. Or at least jack off on it. I don't want to burn my dick on some hot chicken skin. Damn you, Dick, and you succulent chicken.
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So... instead of saying "Want some KFC?" you say "Want some Dicks?"
Taqueira? Is that a shooter chinamen drink with lemon and salt?
As succulent as bacon is...I'll never try chicks with dicks.