You thought you were going to shit yourself before if you didn't get to the toilet in time. Then there is a big fucking snake taking a nap in the shitter. Fuck me, I'm just going to crap my ...You thought you were going to shit yourself before if you didn't get to the toilet in time. Then there is a big fucking snake taking a nap in the shitter. Fuck me, I'm just going to crap my pants as I run out of the house screaming. But first, I'm going to try and flush this fucker!
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Redtail boa, Non venomous, It was probably his pet that escaped out of its cage.
You might be a redneck when your tapeworm looks like a boa.
OOh No no no noooo!