The Happy Newlyweds
Is this what marriage is like? Maybe I had it all wrong. I thought the gun would be pointed at his dick and balls. She's probably already got them in her purse. Get ready for 50 years of bit... Show more
Is this what marriage is like? Maybe I had it all wrong. I thought the gun would be pointed at his dick and balls. She's probably already got them in her purse. Get ready for 50 years of bit... Show more
Must have a 'thing' about big fat lasses...May as well shoot - He couldent afford to keep you in pittsas!
Sausage fingers ahoy, cap'n
Ted: "Japan? What's she doing in Japan?" Pat Healy: "Well, you've heard of mail-order brides? Well, they go that way too." Ted: "What, are they desperate? She's a whale!" Pat Healy: "You can't forget, it's a sumo culture, Ted. They pay by the pound over there. Sorta like, um, tuna."