It's simple, yet effective. I wonder how long he spent engineering that homemade jacking off device of his. Apparently not as long as it would take him to learn how to not be a creepy mother...It's simple, yet effective. I wonder how long he spent engineering that homemade jacking off device of his. Apparently not as long as it would take him to learn how to not be a creepy motherfucker that could actually get some pussy.
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First problem he has is the fact his boner can go through a toilet paper roll.
Someone put a razor blade in there please.
self-acclaimed sex-machine