We all know how it goes. You don't want to be alone on New Years Eve, so you go out to the bar, have some shots, drink some drinks. Then all of the sudden, some chick starts talking to you. ...We all know how it goes. You don't want to be alone on New Years Eve, so you go out to the bar, have some shots, drink some drinks. Then all of the sudden, some chick starts talking to you. You think awesome, we are hitting it off really well, but I am kinda drunk. I hope this turns out awesome. Midnight strikes, and you guys kiss. One thing leads to another, and it's a great night. Only problem is, you wake up to this. Suicide my friend is the only option.
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and thats why uncle Bob doesnt come around anymore.
Mmmmm mmm, what we got here. Let me put my glasses on. Holy mother of sin, bejesus christ, son of satan, forgive me father for I have sinned.
this thing wasnt beat with the ugly stick but the whole damn tree