You and your buddies were fucking around in the living room, and you broke your Mom's coffee table. What to do, what to do? Being the resourceful MacGyver that you are, you head into your Mo...You and your buddies were fucking around in the living room, and you broke your Mom's coffee table. What to do, what to do? Being the resourceful MacGyver that you are, you head into your Mom's closet. There you find what will be considered a suitable replacement for the broken leg, you only hope your Mom doesn't miss the "white whale."
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Now you know whoever sits on that corner of the table is gay
My girl asks me to do that when she's on her iPad, but for some reason it keeps falling
Thats not what I meant when I said my dick is like a 3rd leg