Are you too fat to go to the beach? Does leaving Walmart scare you? Introducing the Beach Scooter. Now you can get your fat ass out of your house and enjoy the sun, surf and sand. Good luck ...Are you too fat to go to the beach? Does leaving Walmart scare you? Introducing the Beach Scooter. Now you can get your fat ass out of your house and enjoy the sun, surf and sand. Good luck getting home though.
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awww too bad! they probably got real sunburnt waiting for a tow out of that little bog.
It's the only way Governor Christie can get on the beach.
Walmart had buckets of coppertone buy one get one free