Just like my ex wife, this thing is a blowjob machine. Hopefully its not too much like the ex and it works unless I try to use it. My only question is, can it make a sandwich, if so I know w...Just like my ex wife, this thing is a blowjob machine. Hopefully its not too much like the ex and it works unless I try to use it. My only question is, can it make a sandwich, if so I know what I want for Christmas this year.
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I would hate to have to explain this shit to a doctor if it got stuck on my junk I got fucking drunk one night and passed out with a peter pump on my shit thank goodness I was still drunk on the turkey because I had to go Rambo on my junk to get it off I wasn't about to get put on you tube every body laughing while they removed that fucking tube there was a good side to the story tho I was twice the size of john homes and I was put on you tube anyway but of me in jogging pants and the post was called JUST A SWINGING AT WALLMART the down side was my junk was so thick the whores I usually complained about being to big in the pussy department now I was to big for them ain't that fucked up can't never win but that's life and that's what weed is for for times like that and I get them a lot when maddog plays with his cock!.
This is advertising seen this pic on pop ups on this site lol
Shame on you crazy shit
I'll be back later.... I'm going to run to hustler hollywood.
I would hate to have to explain this shit to a doctor if it got stuck on my junk I got fucking drunk one night and passed out with a peter pump on my shit thank goodness I was still drunk on the turkey because I had to go Rambo on my junk to get it off I wasn't about to get put on you tube every body laughing while they removed that fucking tube there was a good side to the story tho I was twice the size of john homes and I was put on you tube anyway but of me in jogging pants and the post was called JUST A SWINGING AT WALLMART the down side was my junk was so thick the whores I usually complained about being to big in the pussy department now I was to big for them ain't that fucked up can't never win but that's life and that's what weed is for for times like that and I get them a lot when maddog plays with his cock!.