Where is Ellen Degenerate, I mean Degeneres when you need her. This lesbian noob has got scissoring all wrong. I'm sure she would gladly lend her a hand, or tongue in explaining on how sciss...Where is Ellen Degenerate, I mean Degeneres when you need her. This lesbian noob has got scissoring all wrong. I'm sure she would gladly lend her a hand, or tongue in explaining on how scissoring is done. I'm no expert on the subject but I don't think it involves inserting scissors in your vagina.
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Almost patriotic... got the red and blue...just missing the white
hey dummy, thats not how you cut a fart.
Things sure have changed over the years, back in my day they just told us not to run with scissors.