If a paper cut hurts, I can only imagine how painful splitting your hand in half is. At least from now on nobody will be able to top his Spock impression. After he cleans up all that blood h...If a paper cut hurts, I can only imagine how painful splitting your hand in half is. At least from now on nobody will be able to top his Spock impression. After he cleans up all that blood he can probably give his girl the old three in the stink one in the pink.
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In motorcycle terms. This is called crab hand. It happens when you ride next to parked cars and someone opens the door.
Now he can do the shadow butterfly trick one handed.
That's what @bohicas will do to your hand if you don't give him a reach around.